Legs Ignore Worship

Kneel before me, peasant. Today, I'm indulging in a guilty pleasure - yummy crispy fries. But you're not worthy of sharing this meal with me. Instead, you'll worship my divine legs, mesmerized by their perfection as I savor every bite. My legs, a work of art, deserve your undivided attention. You'll lick your lips, imagining the taste of my skin, but you'll never get close enough to touch. Watch as I devour my meal, completely ignoring your presence. My legs will be the only thing on your mind, and you'll be desperate for my attention. But I won't give it to you. I'll simply enjoy my food, while you're left to worship my beauty from afar. This is your punishment for being so insignificant. Now, get on your knees and pay homage to my legs. You may begin.