monty_newyork

I'm thinking of doing something very unexpected here: The truth. I'm an idiot. I'm wrong way more often than I am right. If you give me a task that has more that 3 steps you will need to check my work because i will get one of the three steps wrong.

There are days that I am amazed with my ability to get the fork from the plate to my mouth. It's a wonder I haven't starved to dead.

All of that being said, I'm a good man with a good heart. My number 1 rule is every day to treat everyone I interact with the way I would like them to treat my parents. Good simple rule, which if you've been reading carefully you will realize really benefits me.

I do have a few good points:
1. I am in reasonably good shape.
2. I can cook really well
3. I'm apparently not too bad between the sheets

Oh, yes, I'm also a giant pervert. The word NO is simply not part of my vocabulary once we get into bed,