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Porn Expert
2524 dana na xHamsteru
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216 ostavljena/ih komentara
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Ja sam:
Muško, heteroseksualac
Iz:
Raccoon City, Zemlja
Tražim:
Nitko
Interesi
i fetiši:
i fetiši:
O meni
Short, chubby, nerdy, otaku 'till the fuckin' Earth burns.
Huge titties are life, too bad they're mostly attached to manipulative, entitled, expensive, venomous she-snakes. Mostly.
The hotter they are, the more problems and attitude they give.
Won't put up with that shit.
Porn is cheaper, easier, and safer. Always.
Especially now post 2019.
Huge titties are life, too bad they're mostly attached to manipulative, entitled, expensive, venomous she-snakes. Mostly.
The hotter they are, the more problems and attitude they give.
Won't put up with that shit.
Porn is cheaper, easier, and safer. Always.
Especially now post 2019.
Komentari
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 3 godina/e
Survived to see 2022.
Congrat-u-fuckin-lations. Not much better on the other side.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Imaginary sky fairies are not trying to save you.
Science is. Pray on one hand, shit in the other. See what fills up first... Fucking stupid America!
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
PornOne has higher definition 1080p!
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Yo, to anyone who reads this shit.
I'm leaving XHamster. We had a good 839 day run.
No EZ downloads anymore.
ProTip: Use Firefox, add-on ANTvideoDownloader. It's cryptic but it works.
See you pervs later!
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
When god gives you lemons.
Time to find a new god.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Wow - after years of freely being able to download videos on this site, this ability has quietly been removed.
That was the only reason I signed up.
WTF guys.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Paying Night City a visit.
WHERE ARE THE BIG TITS??? Body mods my ass.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Part of the XBR900H club. Where's my jacket? lol
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Too busy to focus...
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
We are a tiny speck in an infinite ocean of space.
This life is small and incredibly rare.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Hacking open car doors. . .
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
"Who's ready for safe fun?"
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postmaster505 Prije 4 godina/e
Yo what up fellow porb expert
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
know god, know fear.
no god, no fear.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Love Halloween.
Almost as much as I love big 'ol titties.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Just put on the goddamn mask. It's not hard.
Quit being such fucking babies.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
"Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse."
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
"The master of unlocking."
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 4 godina/e
Interspecies Reviewers getting a Blu Ray.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
It's not hard America, just put the fucking mask on.
Same shit happened in 1918. People still dumb as shit 100 years later!
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
Earning Kudos.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
We just gotta survive...
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
"666 days on xHamster" -phuck yea boi.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
"Time not important. Only life important."
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
Liberty
Guns
Beer
Titties!
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
Art is for disturbing the peaceful, and bringing peace to the disturbed.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
The Earth is boiling, and we are a lobster.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
God won't save you. Science will.
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Otaku1984 Domaćin Prije 5 godina/e
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