Musical Mondegreens Mondegreens : Mondegreens are the slips that happen when you hear the wrong word - like when you mishear song lyrics - a sort of aural malapropism (the unintentional and often hilarious slip made by incorrect word usage). The term mondegreen was originally coined half a century ago by the author Sylvia Wright in a magazine article. It came from her c***dhood remembrance of a favorite Scottish Ballad, 'The Bonny Earl of Murray'. The actual ballad is - Ye highlands and ye lowlands Oh where hae you been? Thou hae slay the Earl of Murray And laid him o… Pročitajte više

Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 29 March 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs. Strategic Grill Locations * I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut, man, I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a… Pročitajte više

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