He is known for satisfying lonely gay men, being at your doorstep in seconds, wherever you live around the globe. But he is mostly known for his story. The story goes that he was born without a penis, and growing up he was recruited for top secret research by scientists from the LGBT department of the government. He undertook chemical alterations to his DNA and was given a bionic penis, being able to change in length and girth as desired. The man with the bionic dick we call him, also known as: Spandexman