Blake Anderson gives a solo performance of his life

And oh my god, I would sign my life over just for that.

What do you do? What happens in this fantasy sexually?

Um, well, I just get in trouble for something and he takes me up to his office to kind of talk to me and give me a write up.

And I'm really manipulative so I just kind of push him back onto the desk and beg him if there's any other way for me to get out of this.

And there is another way for me to get out of it. But, sadly.