Eating Candy Whilst Travelling, Without Even Realising I Used the Tube to Wank with

Hey, hey, hey! How are you? I'm good. It's the evening sun here and I want to say, innocently

eating some sweet tarts, which are my favourite American candy. Not that I've tried them.

I'm going to be eating my legs and I was like, holding on to them, it's going to be really awkward.

But then I was like, oh!