He teases me with an unpaid promotion

I'm a bit nervous to stand in front of you, 'cause I can only guess what you've called me into your home office for.

Erm, well, by the way, it's quite a nice home office.

Well, so if I couldn't have done better in the actual job role itself, then how could I have done better?

I don't understand, Mr D.

Just 'cause I've got these big pecs, I want to have big everything else.