judicial-caning!

Mr. Allardyce, this punishment in accordance with due law will be filmed for the records.

I wish you to read out that statement in front of you for us please.

I accept the sentence offered to me under section 43 of the Public Order Act 1963.

I will willingly accept 24 strokes of the cane to be delivered on my bare buttocks.

I will willingly accept my cane and not try to obstruct in any way.