Titillation - (1982)

Dashiell Hammett I'm not, but I can wipe my chin like Bogart, or hike up my pants like Cagney.

As far as Sam Spade is concerned, my mother named me Spado.

And Spado Zappo's usual specialty is untying marital knots for guys who finally realize that they like to ball without the chain.

Or the guy that finds that he believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

As for my philosophy, I believe in wine, women, and so on.