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Aidan puffed out his chest, took in a deep breath to calm his nerves, and then strode

into his first day at the office, wearing a handsome smile and a bespoke fitted suit.

He felt blessed to have secured a job at a marketing firm so soon after graduation.

He introduced himself to his co-workers as the office manager brought him around.

His final stop on the tour was the office of his project lead, who turned away from