You'll have to forgive my tardiness - I know we're almost ready for the best of 2020 but, very belatedly, let me introduce you to the Class of 2019! Before the main event, a shout out to my favourite "near misses" who I'm pretty surprised didn't make the cut given how much I watch of them...pieces of slut perfection and long-standing favourites like Juelz Ventura, Danielle Derek and Veronica Avluv and Alex Grey, who is just getting hotter and hotter. Also keen to take a moment to congratulate Megan Rain and Katrina Jade for the new and improved tits, which always pleases this plastic devotee.… Pročitajte više

Friends, we're approaching awards season, so no better time to publish my list of Most Favoured Sluts of 2018! And what a year - 266 loads, 108 load-taking sluts. Some great new faces burst on to the scene in a major way (step forward, Barbie Sins) and some old school favourites made most-welcome comebacks - Hello, Bonnie! She surely wins the Hottest Comeback award! Before the main event, honourable mention to a Best Supporting Actress. I had Julez Ventura in mind for this, as she plays an awesome second to Jasmine Jae and Samantha Saint in two of my all-time favourite scenes… Pročitajte više

Here at the Bimbo Finishing School, our mission is simple: to inspire, educate and create the next generation of perfect bimbo fuck dolls. Our standards are high, but follow these simple rules and you too can enter this exclusive club, and become the bimbo slut of men's dreams. Rule one: Get Fake Tits - always round, always firm. If in doubt about size...go bigger. Rule two… Pročitajte više

So, 2017 was the year of my first ever goon diary - and what a year! 285 loads to 111 of the finest porno sluts. Everyone a winner, but here are the best of the best... 8th place: with five loads a piece, it's a four-way tie between Karmen Karma, Marsha May, Nina Elle and Samantha Saint 7th place: a five-way tie for the sixers: Anna Bell Peaks, Cali Carter, Chloe Chaos, Madison Ivy (still thanking the porn gods for her come back, with new ink too!)… Pročitajte više