jakefromstatefarm_

Muško, Heteroseksualac
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3345 dana na xHamsteru
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MONSTER
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MopKiss
MopKiss Prije 1 godina
 I am supposed to relay another message from the Moose Fucker. He said he is to busy watching the "Last Samurai" while masturbating, and that he cannot be bothered with you tonight because he must focus on accomplishing his goal. not sure what that goal is, I am assuming it is jerking off to Tom Cruise, but I cannot be certain. You know how it is with those closet cases, they are never clear in what they mean about anything, and always talking in circles !!
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jakefromstatefarm_
jakefromstatefarm_ Domaćin Prije 2 godina/e
EVERYONE LOVE MONSTER HAHAHA
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Cocktoberdoggg
Cocktoberdoggg Prije 2 godina/e
sexy fooker
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1NebMoon7 Prije 5 godina/e
Thanks for the invite
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octoberdogg
Difficult to be cool in 30 degree heat. And do get the name right when you book, otherwise they will be instructed to charge you triple
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Colin_Jeffcott
Colin_Jeffcott Prije 6 godina/e
Do be cool mr Keddie,Oh BTW Could you fetch me another Cabernet Sauvignon from the Red Bistro Bus 
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octoberdogg
Oh look... Chris returns and so do the long dormant alts. Coincidence?
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jakefromstatefarm_
jakefromstatefarm_ Domaćin Prije 6 godina/e
RUSSIA IS A WEAK TRANNY, MONSTER GOT BRAIN!
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jakefromstatefarm_
jakefromstatefarm_ Domaćin Prije 6 godina/e
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Dr-Funkenstein
Dr-Funkenstein Prije 7 godina/e
Comin' to you directly from the Mothership
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