Purple_Vein

A little bit about me:
I'm sane, polite, honest, friendly, happy-go-lucky, funny, horny, open-minded and clean. I'm also very discreet and 100% genuine. What you see is what you get, quite literally.

Why am I on Xhamster?:
For a damn good laugh and some horny fun. I'm also here to make friends and meet [genuine] people. I have met a handful of guys from here and we've now become good friends.

What I like:
Laughter (life's short enough), the occasional beer, LOTS of oral sex, when the opportunity arises, chatting and amateur porn. I don't particularly enjoy pro-porn with body-beautiful (plastic) people - no thanks, let's keep it real.
Ordinary/average guys are the order of the day, for me.
Oh and occasionally, I have been known to go on webcam, when I get the opportunity but please don't pester me for this as it's not too often I can / do or even want to.
As you can see by my favourite videos selections, I LOVE wanking.
Wanking myself, others and also watching other guys wanking. We all have our own techniques which I find fascinating to watch.
Masturbation is one of the very few pleasures in life that is free and I believe we should celebrate that pleasure as often as possible.

What I can offer and expect in return:
Honesty, genuineness, cleanliness and politeness. etc...

What I don't like:
Rude, obnoxious people. I don't enjoy being rude myself either. However, if you are rude and piss me off, trust me, I can bite back hard, I have a sharp tongue and there is a 'block button'. Just saying....

Seeing guys dressed in women's clothing doesn't excite me so please don't send me photos of you in skimpy feminine underwear. They won't arouse me. Sorry if this offends, it's not intended to. it's just one of my preferences and we all have them.

Finally:
(and this IS a deal-breaker), please don't message me and ask:
"What would you like to do to me?".
The short, polite answer to that egocentric question will be:
"Nothing whatsoever!"
Fun is a mutual, two-way process, being selfish isn't.
There's nothing more off-putting than someone presuming someone else wants to fuck/suck their brains out when no conversation has taken place beforehand. It won't happen, regardless of how handsome you are and how impressive you think your cock is.
So, as large and nurtured as they may be - keep those inflated egos to yourselves, guys. Thanks.
P.S: As it states at the top of the page, I am Gay, so I'm not really interested in seeing "pics of the Missus", but thanks all the same.