How to get SHAFTED!!

Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 45 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as R.APE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be R.APED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been R.APED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be R.APED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times… Pročitajte više

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