I want to play a fun little jerk off game with you CEI

Oh, you think you're gonna get in a lead today? Nope! Not after I asked you to take the trash out three different times and I ended up having to do it myself.

So, we're gonna play a little game. We're gonna play a little red light, green light. How's that sound?

Alright, so I'm going to start rubbing your stuff. Get it all turned on.

I bet you want me to help you with that, don't you? Sorry.

Alright, now take it out.